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Are you compe-e-e-e-eting in a fashion race?
And on the computer do you have Bebo - Facebook - Myspace?
And is the pavement (pavement!) a ca-a-a-atwalk?
And when you're talking about yourself, will you just talk and talk?
And does your music ta-ta-taste change every blood week?
And do you think you're way too old for a game of hide-and-seek?
Do you never eat food because you think it's bad for health?
Do you laugh at the guy dancing, dancing by himself?

Cos you're pretentious, but you're my friend,
I know you're thinking this is the end
Cos you're pretentious, but you're my friend
I know you're thinking this is the end

Will you ever stop saying your life is so unfair?
Have you ever asked yourself - do we - do we care?
Do you deny that you're a try-hard, a plastic wannabe? (plastic!)
Will you ever stop trying to impress everybody?
You wanna be so hip - hip, but you're failing miserably.
Don't try hard, don't try hard: that is the key

Cos you're pretentious, but you're my friend,
I know you're thinking this is the end
Cos you're pretentious, but you're my friend
I know you're thinking this is the end

Cos you're pretentious, but you're my friend,
I know you're thinking this is the end
Cos you're pretentious, but you're my friend
I know you're thinking this is the end

Do you laugh at the guy dancing, dancing by himself?